If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
Wedding photographer Wendi Riggens places babies in fairy tale worlds! I think you’ll be able to tell, but click each picture to see which stories are represented.
Oh. My. God.
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU
Banana Pancakes with Brown Butter and Toasted Pecan
when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back