If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

gottakeepbelieving:

pbsparents:

Wedding photographer Wendi Riggens places babies in fairy tale worlds! I think you’ll be able to tell, but click each picture to see which stories are represented.

Source: http://wendiriggens.com/

Oh. My. God.

thegerardgayway:

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

10 INCHES IS THE LENGTH OF YOUR FOREARM DEAR CHRIST IMAGINE HAVING THAT INSIDE YOU

in-my-mouth:

Banana Pancakes with Brown Butter and Toasted Pecan

*sighs* Why is this my father?

ellentighs:

thegrandhighbitch:

when hannibal gets caught and everyone realizes they’ve been eating humans i just want a montage of everyone’s face and fancy music playing in the back

#mmm whatcha saaaaaaaaaay

serene-sloth:

wantwantwant